MUTTWARE

 About Me!!!

Oct. 2000 Queer He/Him

Hey there! I'm Ethan. This is my little corner of the internet. Sometimes I present myself as a big purple cat online, sometimes I present myself as a tired ass dude with dog ears... Just depends on the day. I'm allergic to hard labels and refer to myself as some flavor of transmasc/queer. I don't really mind how you refer to me pronoun-wise but he/him and masculine terms are always a safe bet to default to if your mind freezes when presented with options.

I'm a low key midwestern guy, who's typically a little lethargic and pretty chill. My typical interests include playing ttrpgs, doing dumb shit, and getting high to king of the hill.

I'm a jack of all trades, mater of none, and come pre-installed with a variety of creative hobbies that I cycle through but only indulge in once in a blue moon, such as but not limited to: digital art, ttrpg designing, writing, the playing of multiple instruments, composing/arranging music, twine game design, website design, photo editing, fursuit making, sewing, education, and more that I won't get into here.

I used to surf sites like this all the time back when I was a little kid, between my parents and my grandmothers windows XP/95 systems. I always wanted to make a site like this, even keeping a little word doc of resources as a wee child. Better late than never! This site doesn't really have a central theme, it's really just a bunch of stuff I find neat. For now, I decided to list a few guides I've made, and plan to add some fun stuff like games or quizzes later down the line. I also have some shrines related to my D&D PC, and my virtual pets.

Likes: Ska, my trumpet, ttrpgs, anthropomorphic animals, comics, stormy weather
Dislikes: NFTs, bigots, algorithmic social media, large corporations, the rich
Listening To: We Are The Union, Linkin Park, Billy Talent, Eve6, The Offspring
Reading: Sakana, Transfusions, Homestuck:BC
Watching: Samurai Jack, CyberSix, Breaking Bad
Playing: Stardew Valley, Balatro, Disco Elysium
Eqquipped: CAT S22 Flip Phone [Weapon Slot]

 Testimonials

"Your music sounds like if smash mouth tried to write a tLoZ song"

"Every time I've seen you you've been wearing the same Linkin Park shirt"

"You've brought Homestuck into my house. Leave."

 Quiz Results

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